请每个同学准备唱一首英文歌曲或用英语讲一个笑话。英文版

英语翻译：在新年联欢会上，老师让每个同学准备一个节目，说一个笑话 好评谢谢

有一对新人，正在拜天地！ 当证婚人喊到：“一拜天地。” 新郎说：“从今受尽老婆气。” 证婚人：“二拜高堂。” 新郎说：“我跪地板她睡床。” 证婚人：“夫妻对拜。” 新郎说：“从此勒几裤腰带。” 证婚人：“送入洞房！” 新郎说：“为她辛苦为她忙。” 当老婆扶他走向洞房时，新郎又说：“唉，我是羊来，她是狼！”

谁有简单的英文歌曲或英语小笑话之类的

小星星（基本都是重复 没什么生词） Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky

关于我爱家乡的英语小故事或英语笑话，歌曲，对话。

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sel

英语课每位同学都要唱一首英语歌，求推荐一首好听难度低的歌

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift 我最近也在学这歌。感觉还不错。 When There Was Me and You - 歌舞青春 这首歌挺好唱的，歌词唱起来也比较简单。就是后来音就比较高了。不过你可以听一下试试看 When You Told Me You Loved Me - Jessica Simpson不算新歌。但是每次放着歌我还是可以跟的上，应该挺好唱的。 I Love You Forever - Jewel 我们班很多人，无论男女都喜欢唱这歌。 The Show - Lenka 这是我的英语阅与完形读练习上推荐的歌。 What If - Nina 这

英文短笑话

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

4、What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：开个玩笑!

6、Boy: Is this seat empty?

男孩：这个座位是空的么？

Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
7、My little dog can't read
我的狗不识字

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
8、My Wife Will Exchange Them

反正我太太明天会来换的

A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.

一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。

″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.

“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。

″Makes no difference ″replied customer.

“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。

″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.

“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。

″Any″ he responded.

“什么颜色都成。”他回答。

″Size﹖″

“号码呢？”

″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”