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作品相关简介：
《倒霉熊》是一部关于可爱的北极熊贝肯的幽默搞笑动画片，全集共分八大部和一个剧场版。其中的主角“倒霉熊”是韩国EBS电台制作的一个卡通形象。在相继推出了流氓兔、丁嘉猫之后，韩国的动画界一直致力于打造下一个有代表性的韩国卡通形象。

求一篇英语笑话，要求简单的容易背下来，两个人（男的）对话形式，两人背诵6分钟左右完成.

A：好无聊啊～我给你讲笑话吧！
A: good boring ah ~ I tell you a joke!
Q：好啊。
Q: yes.
A：从前有一只小绵羊，有一天他出去玩，结果碰上了大灰狼。大灰狼说：“我要吃掉你！”你猜最后怎么了？
A: Once upon a time there was a small sheep, one day he went out to play, the results met the wolf. The wolf said: " I want to eat you! " You guess what?
Q:恩？怎么啦？
Q: well? What's going on?
A：结果大灰狼把小绵羊吃了呗！
A: results of the wolf took the little sheep to eat it!
Q：俄……
Q: russia ... ...
A:呵呵。接着讲。有一只公鹿，他走着走着，越走越快，最后他变成了高速公路（公鹿）。哈哈．．．
A: oh. Then tell. A deer, he walked, walked faster and faster, he finally became a freeway ( male deer ). Ha-ha.
Q无语（心里那个寒阿...）
Q speechless ( mind the cold ... )
A：嘿嘿。有两个香蕉一前一后走在大街上，前面那个突然说：“好热阿！偶要把外套脱掉！”然后后面那个香蕉就摔倒了。
A: hey. There are two bananas, one before and one after walking in the street, in front of that suddenly said: " a good heat! Threw off his coat! " Then the banana fell behind.
Q：呵呵...（接着寒．．．）
Q: Oh... ( then cold... )
A：你猜一下，一只兔子和一只跑得很快的乌龟赛跑，最后谁赢了？
Q：兔子吧。
A: you guess, a hare and a fast race the tortoise, who won at last?
Q: bunny.
A：错！是乌龟啦！
A: wrong! Is the tortoise!
Q：为什么？
Q: why?
A：前面不是说那是一只跑得很快的乌龟嘛，他跑得很快很快拉~
A: front than saying that it is a fast turtle, he ran very fast pull ~
Q打了一个喷嚏（寒...）
Q a sneeze ( cold... )
A：那兔子不甘心，又和一只戴了眼镜的乌龟比赛跑步，你说这回谁赢了？
A: the rabbit can not be reconciled, and a wearing glasses tortoise game running, you said this time who won?
Q：这回应该是兔子了吧？
Q: This is a rabbit?
A：又错啦！还是乌龟！
A: wrong again! Or the tortoise!
Q：嗯？为什么？
Q: well? Why?
A：那只乌龟把墨镜一摘，耶，还是那只跑得很快很快的乌龟阿！
A: the turtle pulled sunglasses a pick, yeah, or that only ran very fast very quick tortoise a!
Q:天啊！！！（脸已僵住...接着寒...）
Q: days!!! ( face has catalepsy ... Then cold... )
A：接着讲哦。一个男人不小心把他刚开的工资弄丢了，回家后，她妻子火冒三丈，骂了他将近一个钟头呢。终于，她妻子停止骂他了，问他：“要是你连续三天看不到我，你有何感想？”那男人脱口而出：“感觉会很好的。” 结果呢，第一天他没看到他的妻子。第二、三天也没看到他的妻子。终于在第四天，肿消了些，他能勉强在左眼角看到他妻子一点点了。哈哈哈，是不是很好笑阿？哈哈哈哈……
A: then say oh. A man accidentally put him just wages lost, after coming home, her wife fly into a rage, scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, her wife to stop scolding him, ask him: "if the three day in a row you can not see me, what about you? " The man escape one's lips: " the feeling will be very good. " As a result, the first day he didn't see his wife. Second, three days did not see his wife. Finally on the fourth day, the swelling has gone down, he can barely in the left corner to see his wife a little. Ha ha ha, is it right? Funny? Ha ha ha ha ... ...
Q：＠＃＆＊￥％……
Q: @ $ % & * ... ...
A:呵呵。从前有一只鸟，它每天都会经过一片玉米地，可是有一天，那片玉米地发生了火灾，玉米全都变成了爆米花。当那只小鸟飞过去的时候，以为下雪了，结果就冻死了。多可笑阿。哈哈。
A: oh. Once upon a time there was a bird, it can pass through a cornfield, but one day, the cornfield fires all became popcorn, corn. When the bird flew past, that the snow, the freezing to death. Funny a. Ha-ha.
Q：嗯...（开始流鼻涕...）
Q: Well... ( runny nose ... )
A：嗯？你感冒了？回家吃药阿！
A: well? You have a cold? Taking a home!
Q：好。（其实是想说只要你闭嘴我就没事了...）
Q: good. ( in fact, is to say as long as you shut up. I'll be fine ... )
A：其实前面那几个还不算太好笑阿，我前两天在书上看了一个笑话，很好笑的，要不要听啊？
A: actually in front of that is not funny, I two days before the book saw a jokes, funny, like to listen to?
Q：不用了吧，呵呵，那几个已经很好笑了，呵呵．．．（怕被冻死...）
Q: you say, oh, that was funny, huh... (fear of being killed ... )
A：哎呀，没关系的，我讲喽！有一回，土豆和年糕打架，土豆很生气，一脚就把年糕踢到海里了。
A: Oh, never mind, I said! Once new year cake, potato and potato fight, very angry, he took the New Year cake kicked into the sea.
Q：哦...然后呢？
Q: Oh... Then?
A：讲完了阿，下面讲第二个。
A: finished a, the second.
Q（欲哭无泪啊...）
Q ( no more tears to cry ... )
A：从前有一对恋人，在他们决定结婚的时候，那男生需要服兵役。他们便到了海边，说好三年后的这一天在海边相见，男孩并给了女孩一枚戒指作为婚戒。可是，三年过去了，那女孩并没有等到男孩，她很伤心，便把戒指丢进了大海里。其实是女孩误解了约会地点，男孩一直在等她。可是就这样错过了，成为了遗憾。男孩也很伤心，便决定住在海边等女孩。有一天他出去打鱼，你猜他打到了什么？ .
A: once there was a lover, in their decision to get married when, the boy to military service. They went to the seaside, that three years after the a day at the beach boys meet, and gave the girl a ring as a wedding ring. However, three years later, the girl did not wait for the boy, she is very sad, he drops the ring into the sea. Is the girl misunderstood dating sites, the boy has been waiting for her. But just missed, became a regret. The boy was sad, and decided to live near the sea, girl. One day he went out fishing, you guess he hit? .
Q：戒指吗？
Q: ring?
A：不是拉！是年糕阿！哈哈哈哈哈......
A : no! Is a new year cake! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... ...
Q：真冷啊...
Q: it's really cold ...
A：还是那对恋人。有一天男孩听说女孩要结婚了，十分伤心，便把自己那枚婚戒也丢进了海里。几天后，他打了一条鱼吃。刚夹了一口鱼，便咬到一个很硬的东西，吐出来一看，你猜他看到了什么
A: or the lovers. One day the boy heard a girl to get married, very sad, took his ring lost into the sea. A few days later, he hit a fish to eat. Just clip a mouth of the fish, he bit into a very hard thing, spit out, guess what he saw
Q:戒指吗？
Q: ring?
A：不是！
A: no!
Q：年糕吗？
Q: New Year cake?
A:哈，怎么会是年糕呢。
A: ha, how will be the New Year cake.
Q：那是什么？
Q: what is it?
A：鱼骨头呗！ 终于Q挺不住了，感冒了一个多礼拜...
A: fish bones! Finally Q hold, cold for more than a week ...

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《怪谈新耳袋》是由TBS放松的改编自《新耳袋》的电视连续剧。英文版DVD标题是「Tales of Terror from Tokyo and All Over Japan」。于2003年，由清水崇执导，由内山理名等主演。

So we什么a funny bear show

So we（saw）a funny bear show
意思就是：
所以我们看了一场熊的表演

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